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17 PPPPPPPPPPPPP 13 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPP 6 "********************************" 3 ;" ": 2 s 2 p 2 GGGGGyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyGGG@ 2 GGGGGyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyGG@@ 2 "YOU DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE.": 2 "The machine says...": 2 1 y$=a$((f+1 1 tune/delay 1 the old vault. A large iron door lies dented inthe corner. Most of it is black and charred as though some sort of explosion had taken place.O 1 quare yard of cavern wall.": 1 protected loader 1 p , 1 n$=" intro " 1 it has been found that all along milton-keynes has been sitting on top of a dormant volcano. now, the discovery of a faded piece of parchment has revealed details of a long-lost and very valuable treasure hidden within the very heart of the volcano.#u 1 gggggggggg`ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg`````````````````````````````````g``````````````````````````````g8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 1 ew basic utensils line the walls on wooden racks, giving the impression of being in some sort of primitive hovel. A curious old man sits on a big stool. He is unshaven and dirty.He watches you as you enter the cabin.",0 1 d$,n,s,e,w 1 c 1 beautiful vase sits across from you,but it is behind the machinery. There is a large patch of earth in the middle of the floor. There is also a largecupboard to the west.",9 1 a crystal bottleP 1 a crystal bottle 1 ````````````````````````````````ggggggg 1 Y$="WEL": 1 SPEAK PASSWORD NOW 1 N,O(N-65447 1 K$="GETTAKDROPUTFISFISWEAWEABRESMAPICPICSPRSPRGIVOFFSTEPINREFDEFINSINSEXAEXALOALOA()(___!@&___THRTHRTYPTYP=+-______^;_LIGLIG&'(___PULPULWASWASUNLOPEDIGDIGFILFILPOUEMPSAVSAVSLISLIQUISTO" 1 J$=K$((F+3 1 INFERIOR QUALITY MERCHANDISE 1 GyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyGGFFFF@ 1 GyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyGGGFFF@ 1 GGyyyyyyyyyyyyyyGGGFFFF@ 1 GGGGGGyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyGGGG 1 GGGGGGyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyGG@B 1 GGGGGGyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyGGGG@ 1 GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGF 1 GGGG@GyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyGGGGG@ 1 GGFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 1 GGCGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG 1 GFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 1 GETDROFISWEABREPICSPRGIVSTEREFINSEXALOA/#$!@&THRTYP=+-^;_LIG&'(PULWASUNLDIGFILPOUSAVSLIQUIV 1 EGGGGGGGyyGGGGGGGGGGFFFGG 1 EEEEEEGyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyGGGGG 1 EEEEEEGGyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyGGGGGG 1 EEEEEEGGyyyyyyyyyyyyyyGGGGGGGGG 1 EEEEEEGGGyyyyyyyyyyGGGGGGGGGGGG 1 EEEEEEGGGGGGyyGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG 1 DANGER! AUTOMATIC MACHINERY 1 ;"start tape now....." 1 ;"Your move:"; 1 ;"You can see "; 1 ;"You are in "; 1 ;"YOU'RE TALKING GIBBERISH. " 1 ;"YOU'LL HAVE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC." 1 ;"WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?? " 1 ;"The cupboard door is shut.": 1 ;"That object is not within your present reach.": 1 ;"THIS PROGRAM WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN EXACTLY 10 SECONDS...": 1 ;"THAT IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE. " 1 ;"STOP TAPE... PRESS ANY KEY.": 1 ;"SORRY ?? " 1 ;"SECURITY ALERT SECURITY ALERT": 1 ;"Okay,you've dropped it." 1 ;"Okay, you've got it.": 1 ;"NOW LOADING ... ";n$; 1 ;"KINDLY REPHRASE THAT COMMAND. " 1 ;"INSTRUCTIONS LOADING." 1 ;"INSTRUCTIONS ?? (Y OR N)" 1 ;"I'll let you off this time...": 1 ;"I BEG YOUR PARDON ?? " 1 ;"GLURP! TWOING! BANG! GLEEP! ????" 1 ;"FOR TOP QUALITY SOFTWARE... "; 1 ;"ANOTHER GAME? (Y/N)" 1 ;"*START TAPE NOW**START TAPE NOW*" 1 ;" THIS IS A NO-COPYING ZONE.": 1 ;" CONTACT *** 5 D *** SOFTWARE! ": 1 ;" " 1 ; "You're carrying too much.": 1 9900 1 9900 1 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 1 'I SPEAK YOUR FUTURE' 1 'AUTOMATIC CHIP DISPENSER' 1 "your task is to explore these mysterious caverns and recover the treasure. you will face many unknown and often deadly dangers. you do not know what it is that you are looking for... so you must trust instinct.#" 1 "two others were assigned to this task before you but each came to a nasty end......... one was trodden on by a mutated rhinocerous, the other fell down a lift shaft on his way out of his flat. hopefully you might last a little bit longer.#" 1 "the treasure cavern. The walls are decorated in gold brocade. The room is lighted by candles in silver candlesticks. There is a large persian rug on the floor too. But none of thisis important to you. You are after something much more valuable.",0 1 "the processing plant.Complex machinery litters the floor and a large sign hangs from the ceiling. It says... 1 "the penultimate cave,This is where the trail of foot prints ends. They stop at an oldwooden door covered in rusty iron rivets and ornamentation. The door is open and through it you can see something gleaming in the darkness. A funny little man with a big nose sits beside the door.",0 1 "the old vault. A large iron door lies dented inthe corner. Most of it is black and charred as though some sort of explosion had taken place.",5 1 "the old mine tunnel. The passage follows a westerly direction from here on. The liftsits to your south.",0 1 "the old mine shaft. A large lift hangs to the north of you. The lift mechanism is old but looks operational.",68 1 "the musical room. Assorted broken instruments lie scattered about the floor. There is a trail of footprints leading from the guitar cabinet out through the northern exit.",33 1 "the mine tunnel. A small stream runs through the tunnel. It seems to come from the west somewhere.",0 1 "the mine tunnel. A large pillar rises to the roofalmost as though it was holding the roof up. It's smooth and totally unclimbable. Passages branch off in almost all directions from here.",70 1 "the massive cavern onthe other side of the canyon. The grappling hook hangs from the roof to your west.",0 1 "the main bedroom. A large sumptuous bed sits at the north wall. It's blankets are made of pure satin and it's pillows of silk. Far too posh for a scruff like you to use.",0 1 "the machine room. Here stands a large machine thatoperates the controls to the large iron door that covers the north wall.",21 1 "the highly sacred temple of Andrexea. An altar isin the room. On the alter are holy objects of worship.",0 1 "the front hall. Opposite you sits a small table on which there sits a small red telephone. There is also an android butler standing at the door examining you curiously.",0 1 "the entrance to... yes, you guessed it, a maze. Try not to get too lost.",0 1 "the discovery of a large system of subterranean caverns has aroused great curiosity within the modern scientific societies. this is mainly because the discovery was made in the now overgrown district of..... milton-keynes!!!!!!#" 1 "the cupboard key","CUP" 1 "the computer centre. Here, on a single pedestal in the centre of the room sits a large computer terminal with a colour monitor on top. In one corner sits a long thin machine labelled... 1 "the cavern of the oldpeople of Milton Keynes. It has pictures of the sacred ear trumpet and the golden wheelchair etc. etc. Not really your cup of tea at all.",0 1 "the cavern of shadowsYou can hear a faint sound in the distance, it sounds a bit like guitar music...???",0 1 "the Milton Keynes 1stNational Bank. There are four desks in the room. Each has its own telephone and intercom. A few papers are strewn across the floor making the place look untidy.",0 1 "thats right... its your turn." 1 "steel gauntlets","GAU" 1 "result: total annihalation." 1 "report: neutron war breaks out in southern hemisphere." 1 "prologue: the year is 1997 and a band of survivors from the neutron war have started to form a new type of society." 1 "press any key to be briefed on your mission." 1 "one last word of advice... avoid the kleptoid at all costs! it seems to have developed a taste for adventurers. good luck....youre gonna need it" 1 "once young men come of age, they are given a task to prove their worthiness." 1 "nothing special." 1 "it has been found that all along milton-keynes has been sitting on top of a dormant volcano. now, the discovery of a faded piece of parchment has revealed details of a long-lost and very valuable treasure hidden within the very heart of the volcano.#" 1 "in a dirty cavern. A large mound of earth is the main cause of this unsightly mess. It obviously hasn't been well tended and lumps and bumps are visible all over it. A small wizened old man watches you from the other side of the room. He is dressed in a green uniform and carries a large rakein one hand.",0 1 "dateline: 15-4-96" 1 "and fall a few thousand feet to an extremely unpleasant death.": 1 "an old newspaper","NEW" 1 "an elastic band","BAN" 1 "an army surplus storeThis has been looted by people like you who have figured out a way past the security systems. I'm afraid there's not much lefthere now.",0 1 "an amusement arcade. Most of the machines have been vandalised and only one actuallyworks. It is an..... 1 "a wooden stool","STO" 1 "a well lit room. A large well fills up most of the room, it shines brilliantly illuminating the entire room. Water brims over it's walls, soaking into the dusty ground.", 0 1 "a very warm cavern Heat radiates from the walls making it so hot that it's very nearly unbearable. You could fryan egg on the floor almost. You should have brought your bikini, shouldn't you???",0 1 "a very sturdy room. The east wall is covered by a large metal door. However, the door has a large hole in it where someone has cutit with some sort of laser.",0 1 "a very dirty cavern. This hasn't been cleaned for a few years by the look of it. The floor is covered in a layer of dust that is an inch thick. The air is heavy with dust whichsticks in your throat and makes it hard for you to breathe.",59 1 "a valuable vase","VAS" 1 "a used tea bag","TEA" 1 "a torch","TOR" 1 "a toilet roll","TOI" 1 "a tin of peas","PEA" 1 "a sundial","SUN" 1 "a stuffed ferret","FER" 1 "a strong box","BOX" 1 "a strange room with a large pond in the middle. In the pond you can see a few silvery objects darting about. The water is about 10 feet belowyour reach.",0 1 "a spray paint can","CAN" 1 "a space suit","SUI" 1 "a small,sharp thorn","THO" 1 "a small silver coin","COI" 1 "a small side tunnel. This is not a very frequently used passage, this is obvious by the undisturbed dust on the floor. A large bubbling mess is covering the floor to the south.",26 1 "a small room filled with bones. A small pair of spectacles hangs on the west wall beside a large wooden door.A sign on the door says... ""KEEP OWT ORR ELS!!!""",69 1 "a small microfiche","MIC" 1 "a small log cabin. The cabin is old and rough. A f 1 "a small key","KEY" 1 "a small hairpin","HAI" 1 "a small grimy tunnel leading north. A large iron dooris set into the west wall. The door has a small panel of buttons numbered from 1 to 9. Above the panel is a small arrayof windows which are calculator style L.C.D. displays.",15 1 "a silicon potato","POT" 1 "a silicon chip","CHI" 1 "a scratched record","REC" 1 "a saxophone","SAX" 1 "a sandy cove. A few shells lie scattered around and a whooshing sound echoes around you,although you can't see what is making it. The sand is wet and sucks at your feet asyou walk over it.",11 1 "a rough passage. You are at a newsagent's stand. A billboard displays the words..'SHOPLIFTER JAILED FOR 50 YEARS'It then proceeds to tell of a new computerised detection system which automatically puts shoplifters in a holding pen until a policeman can get over to the scene of the crime.",30 1 "a room that looks a bit like something from a sci-fimovie. Complex instruments line the walls. All are dead and silent.",0 1 "a room full of rubbleThe roof has partially caved in here and a large amount of rocksand timbers is strewn across theexpanse of floor.",0 1 "a room full of pies and pasties. A trail of strangefootprints leads off from the 'PIE' section and leads off to the north. The food gives off a smell which really makes your mouth water. Unfortunately it isall half eaten and unhygienic......SORRY!",57 1 "a ring","RIN" 1 "a receipt","REC" 1 "a public house. A large bar stands against the north wall. On the bar are a fewdirty beer glasses. However,the glasses are stuck to the bar. (The owner wasn't very trusting)",0 1 "a public convenience.How strange, there are no rude messages on the walls. There is a wash-hand basin.",0 1 "a private garage. Various items litter the floor but most are oil covered and useless, quite a contrast to inside isn't it?",0 1 "a postage stamp","STA" 1 "a plug with writing","PLU" 1 "a plank of wood","PLA" 1 "a piece of paper","PAP" 1 "a passage which leadsup to the front door of a house.As you approach the door it opens automatically.",48 1 "a pair of wellies","WEL" 1 "a narrowing passage. The passage stops at a barricadeacross the road. A guard sits ona small stool at the side of thebarricade.",0 1 "a narrow passage thatdoesn't leave much room between you and the walls. Eventually itstops in a dead end.",0 1 "a mirror","MIR" 1 "a metal box. A camera is mounted on the east wall. It is on a swivel and can rotate through 180 degrees so that it can monitor the entire room easily.",0 1 "a maze of identical caverns. Each has four exits. Don't you just hate mazes?",38 1 "a maze of identical caverns. Each has four exits. Don't you just hate mazes?",37 1 "a maze of identical caverns. Each has four exits. Don't you just hate mazes?",36 1 "a maze of identical caverns. Each has four exits. Don't you just hate mazes?",35 1 "a maze of identical caverns, Each has four exits. Don't you just hate mazes?",34 1 "a massively spacious cavern. Halfway across it to theeast lies a large canyon. It is far too big to jump and far too deep to climb down. There are a few strange outcrops of rock on the roof and walls.",0 1 "a long rod","ROD" 1 "a light pen","PEN" 1 "a large menagerie. There are large cages all aroundeach with its door swinging openand its contents escaped into the caverns ahead.",14 1 "a large cupboard. The shelves have been stripped bare and a heavy coat of dust lies on them. A trail of large footprints leads off into the darkness from where you came. A large cobra lies sleeping justunderneath the keyhole.",0 1 "a large cavern at theentrance to the underground cavesystem. A trail of large round footprints leads off into the caverns beyond.",6 1 "a joystick","JOY" 1 "a high security area.A large beam of light runs from the roof to the floor. It would appear to be some sort of force field to stop unauthorized personnel from entering the roomto the west.",80 1 "a hand grenade","GRE" 1 "a green room. The green colouring is provided by slime that is dripping down the walls. The slime slurps intoa small pool in the middle of the room,forming a gungy mess. YUK!",0 1 "a grappling hook","GRA" 1 "a gold bar","BAR" 1 "a glowing raisin","RAI" 1 "a general store. Shelves are lined with goods, most of which are so useless that they would look more at home in a corporation tip. An electronic eye is watching you suspiciously, following yourevery movement.",0 1 "a disused distillary.A cratefull of empty bottles is on the floor in front of you. There is also a large machine that looks more like a torture machine than a whisky distiller.",78 1 "a dingy cavern. The exit to the west leads into a pitch dark room, so dark, in fact that it would be very dangerous to go in there withoutsome form of light.",87 1 "a derelict warehouse The devastation here is terribleThere is debris all around. It looks as though a bomb had hitthe place.",99 1 "a crystal bottle","BOT" 1 "a crumbling ruin of ahouse. Whatever keeps this thingup must be pretty strong. This place looks like it could fall down at time.",0 1 "a credit card","CRE" 1 "a crash helmet","CRA" 1 "a comfortable tunnel like hall. To the east is the round green door. A painting of a red-golden dragon hangs on thewall and a short sword hangs in a glass case on one wall.",10 1 "a colossal cavern. A large waterfall cascades down from the roof and disappears into a valley far below. The spray from the waterfall lands on your face and you feel very refreshed.",0 1 "a cavern with very smooth walls. This is partially due to the water which runs downthe sides of the cavern,eroding the rock and washing away the walls slowly but surely.",20 1 "a cavern filled with gnawed bones and eyeless heads, half-eaten limbs etc. Something around here must have been pretty hungry.",47 1 "a cavern at the end of a maze. I expect you're glad to be out at last. The passage to the south seems very familiarThe exit to the west leads into a well lit establishment by the look of things.",0 1 "a brightly lit cavernA small ray of sunlight beams through a large hole in the roofIt shines down on the centre of the floor.",28 1 "a brick","BRI" 1 "a bottle of whisky","WHI" 1 "a bottle of water","WAT" 1 "a black cross","CRO" 1 "a bent nail","NAI" 1 "a bare room. All that there is in this room is a sign on the east wall. It says... ""NO E IT""",97 1 "a bar of soap","SOA" 1 "Your mirror reflects the beam back into the roof, but you mustleave the mirror there so that the beam won't stop you from getting out again.": 1 "Your excavation in the sand reveals a small glinting object.A small key.": 1 "You're the repair man. Go on, mend the telephone... It makes no noise." 1 "You walk across the canyon...": 1 "You swing across on the rope.": 1 "You steal the spectacles from the door. A large ogre appears from the doorway." 1 "You slide the paper halfway under the door.": 1 "You put the key in the lock and it turns easily. The door opens and you can reach the cupboard.": 1 "You pull the paper out from under the door. Out with it comes the cupboard key.": 1 "You pull the paper out from under the door. Big deal!": 1 "You plunge the bottle into the well and it comes out full of crystal clear water.": 1 "You make a dirty great hole in the floor.": 1 "You insert the key and turn it. The strongbox opens to reveal a beautifully crafted crystal bottle.": 1 "You grab the raisin.You scream. 4,000,000 volts surge through your pitiful body.What a shame. It's really an electric currant": 1 "You don't have that,doughball !!": 1 "You dig the rest of the earth and are left looking at a lovelyplot of well kept ground. The little man waddles over to you, flips you a coin and both he and the cavern dissappear.": 1 "You dig some of the earth and the mound beins to look a bit tidier. The little man looks at you quizically.": 1 "You dig away at the mound and itbegins to take on some sort of tidy shape. The little man gazeson intently as you work.": 1 "You cast your line which sinks into the depths. A few moments later, something tugs at it. You reel in your catch and see a small metallic fish. A ""MICROFICHE""": 1 "You can't wash here mate. It's unhygienic.": 1 "You can't do that here, twerp!": 1 "You aren't carrying anything.": 1 "You are carrying:" 1 "YYAAAAHHHHOOOOOO!!!!! YOU DID IT": 1 "YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WASH WITH.": 1 "YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SPRAY, FOOL!": 1 "YOU HAVE NOTHING TO POWER IT.": 1 "YOU HAVE NO FUTURE!": 1 "YOU DONT OWN ONE OF THEM THINGS.": 1 "YOU DONT HAVE THE MEANS YET.": 1 "YOU DONT HAVE THE KEY": 1 "YOU DON'T HAVE THE NECESSARY EQUIPMENT FOR THAT JOB.": 1 "YOU DON'T HAVE A SHINY SURFACE.": 1 "YOU CAN'T USE WHAT YOU DONT HAVE": 1 "YOU CAN'T GIVE WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE YOURSELF.": 1 "YOU CAN'T DO THAT.": 1 "YOU CAN'T DO THAT, TWIT!!": 1 "YOU CAN'T DO THAT, FOOL!": 1 "YOU CAN'T DO THAT HERE MATE!": 1 "YOU CAN PULL THAT ALL DAY FOR ALL THE DIFFERENCE IT'LL MAKE.": 1 "YOU BLOOMING VANDAL!!!!": 1 "YOU ARE EATEN ALIVE!": 1 "YOU AINT GOT THE EQUIPMENT.": 1 "YOU ABSOLUTE TWIT!" 1 "WHAT AN IDIOT! I THINK YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR INVENTORY.": 1 "Three years later the sundial was destroyed during a terrible acid storm. It's recoverer was granted an O.L.A. award (Order of League of Adventurers)He died the year after, of mutant Bunyip plague. Pity.": 1 "There's nothing extraordinary.": 1 "The water soaks away into the dusty ground.": 1 "The water falls into the ground.Up sprouts a beautiful rose... but almost instantly it withers and sinks back into the ground.": 1 "The torch sends out a beam whichslices through the darkness.": 1 "The thorn scratches you as you pick it up. Its poison spreads throughout your body causing a very painful but speedy death.": 1 "The thorn flies through the air and lands midway between you andthe lion. The lion leaps at you but stands on the thorn. With a pitiful YELP it turns over and dies instantly.": 1 "The screen lights and a metallicvoice says: 1 "The ring fits inside and almost instantly the telephone starts to ring away contantly. ""Well done,"" says the butler ""For that you have the freedom of the whole house.""": 1 "The puppy leaps into the flowingsheets of toilet paper and in seconds is immersed, suffocated and killed.": 1 "The puppy leaps at your throat and tears you into a few hundredpieces.": 1 "The paint covers the lense of the camera allowing you to move undetected.": 1 "The machine roars into life and the large iron door glides open.": 1 "The machine begins to whir and whine and thick black somke pours from the top. A small signlights up on the front... 1 "The little man throws a can of worms at you. These worms eat you away from the inside out. 3.1415927 seconds later...": 1 "The lion leaps on you as you tryto pass. What happens next is censored due to the horror that it would cause to those of you who are sensitive. To put it mildly... YOU ARE DEAD": 1 "The iron door is tight shut.": 1 "The hook sails into the air and grabs onto the rocks on the roofforming a swing across the gap.": 1 "The hermit promptly throttles you, boils you and eats you.": 1 "The hermit grabs the tin from you and gorges himself. BUUURRP!Thanking you, he gives you the freedom of his house.": 1 "The hermit blocks the south door": 1 "The guard picks you up and hurlsyou into the last cavern.": 1 "The computer replies:": 1 "The completed sign glows and thecross slowly dissappears. A passage appears in the easternsection of the room.": 1 "The camera follows your path. A gun springs out of the wall and emptys a round of bullets into your skull.": 1 "The brick hits the ground and shatters into a thousand pieces.In the rubble that's left behindlies a small, black, iron cross.": 1 "The beam covers the western exit": 1 "That just makes a mess of the floor you fool!": 1 "THUD! It hits the ground but simply refuses to break.": 1 "THIS TIME THE DOOR PUTS 400,000 VOLTS THOUGH YOUR BRAIN, TRANSFORMING YOU INTO A SMALL PILE OF SMOULDERING CINDERS.": 1 "THERE'S NO-ONE HERE WHO WOULD TAKE THAT.": 1 "THERE'S NO ROOM.": 1 "THERE IS A WHIRRING NOISE AND THE DOOR SLIDES OPEN ALLOWING ACCESS TO THE ADJACENT ROOM.": 1 "THE GRENADE EXPLODES ON IMPACT.": 1 "THE DOOR SENDS A SHARP ELECTRIC SHOCK DOWN YOUR ARM. I GET THE FEELING THAT YOU DON'TKNOW THE COMBINATION.": 1 "THE COMBINATION IS "; 1 "THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE" 1 "Sorry, you can't walk through solid walls." 1 "Seventy five years later you die of natural causes.": 1 "SORRY, NOT POSSIBLE.": 1 "PASSWORD="; 1 "Oooh! Aaah! Moan! Groan! I SEE, I SEE A LARGE MACHINE. IT IS BROKEN. IT MUST BE MENDED.YOU MUST THINK OF FOOD, COMPUTERISED FOOD... CLICK! The screen fades. From a small compartment in the machine,dropsa small silvery object. A silicon potato ???????": 1 "OUCH! You walked into a wall." 1 "OOOYAH! Dat hurt your dose." 1 "NO GOOD.": 1 "NAME: P.A. SWORD": 1 "It snaps in, a perfect fit.": 1 "It reads::": 1 "It fits like a glove.": 1 "I'M NOT SURE HOW TO DO THAT.": 1 "He takes your gift and eats it..MUNCH! CRUNCH! BUUUUUUURRRPPPP!!": 1 "He takes a swift gulp. He then takes an instant liking to you and allows you to pass while he starts singing merrily.": 1 "He searches for his specs but cannot find them. He glances round the room and seeing a vaguely human shaped object eatsthe space suit. Even an ogre can't digest a space suit, he chokes and dies.": 1 "He grabs the instrument from youand begins to play merry music. While he is distracted you can go through the door.": 1 "He fumbles around for his specs but cannot find them. Since you are the only familiar shape, he grabs you and eats youanyway.": 1 "GO TWIDDLE YOUR TRANSISTORS!" 1 "GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF HUMAN!" 1 "GET LOST HUMAN TRASH!" 1 "Exits are "; 1 "Epilogue:": 1 "DONT BE STUPID!": 1 "DON'T BE SO STUPID!": 1 "DON'T BE SILLY!": 1 "DO THAT IN YOUR OWN TIME!": 1 "DATE: 19/9/89": 1 "Can't you read???" 1 "CODE: ";Q$: 1 "BURP! GLEEP! TWANG! SPROING!" 1 "BUG OFF, FLESHIE!" 1 "BANG! THUD! SPLAT! That was a very solid wall!" 1 "As you work up a lather the soapdissolves away and in it's placethere is a hairpin. You're as dirty as ever.": 1 "As you walk through the slime itdissolves your feet. Eventually you sink further downuntil all that is left is a poolof putrescent slime that once was an adventurer.": 1 "As you pass the checkout a largemetal arm grabs you. Alarm bells ring and you are promptly locked in a large steelholding pen for security reasonsHowever,the cell automatically provides food and drink and there is a chemical toilet in the corner.": 1 "As you make your way past,one ofthe machines grabs hold of your vitals. It whisks you off and promptly turns you into a large tin of mutant camel food.": 1 "As you fiddle with the lock you dislodge the key, which falls tothe floor inside the cupboard. A large cobra with a lump on itshead slithers out from under thedoor and sinks its teeth into your leg. The poison kills you slowly and painfully.": 1 "As you fiddle about with the lock, you knock the key from thekeyhole. The key drops to the floor inside the cupboard.": 1 "As you run towards the exit to the caverns you trip over a tinyunopened daisy. The vase falls from your grasp and smashes intoa million pieces on the ground.": 1 "An ogre appears fro m the doorwayHe picks up the spectacles and puts them on. Ah, there you are,He then promptly digests you.": 1 "Aaahhh! Shame!": 1 "ARE YOU FEELING ALRIGHT?": 1 "ANY ITEMS OF CLOTHING YOU PICK UP ARE AUTOMATICALLY WORN FOR EASE OF PORTABILITY. I'M NOT DAFT.": 1 "AAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!.... SPLAT! You fell down a nasty great holein the dark.": 1 "A little labrador puppy comes bounding towards you." 1 "A large mechanical hand appears from inside the machine. It draws out a revolver and putsa kilogramme of lead into you.": 1 "A large lion stands in front of the northern exit, blocking it." 1 "A brick falls from the roof and cracks open your skull.": 1 "..... or so they thought..." 1 "... guess what ... " 1 machine.",88 1 YOURSELF, CREEP!" 1 Y$="VAS": 1 1847 Sinclair Research Ltd": 1 "The butler picks you up and throws you out withsuch force that your remains are spread liberally across a 1 "Nowt at all." 1 "KKKEEERRRBBBOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!": 1 "It's a Daily Record... You can't put it down.": 1 The machine spits out a single tiny microchip which lands on the floor in front of you.": 1 There is a square hole in the top of the machine where the raw materials are inserted.",0